back a new man

Back from Cincinnati, Kyle, Gender-bender, and Randy Newman.

Before Newman came out.  The venue was as perfect as the show.

The thing from Goonies? OH, NO it's a VaGiNa HeAd

STEAL MORE- EAT LESS!

Some are dedicated followers of fashion.  I'm a dedicated follower of THE LIBRARY.  Just got back from there a moment ago.  I order things through CLEVNET, "A consortium of 31 library systems across 9 counties in Northeast Ohio", and they arrive at the Hudson Library.  When something is ready to pick up they call me and leave an automated message, "Hey Joe, what the fuck is up?  We got some shit you ordered.  Come and pick it up in seven days or else!"  So, I usually pick it up ASAP.  The thing is.. they don't say WHAT is ready to pick up.  I'd have to look online for that and I like being surprised.  So I went tonight not knowing if it's one, two, three, or more things.  And honestly.. I usually forget what I ordered till I go and pick it up.  When I got there I grabbed a Randy Newman album and asked the nice old librarian if I could check out this CD and whatever I have to pick up.  She brings back two movies: "Pixar Short Films Volume 1" and "The Seven Year Itch".  "Sweet, sweet" I think "I just ordered these.  They came fast."  And then she says I have one more but she's not quittttee sure where it is.  In my head "Haha Oh man..I wonder if it's that foreign porno that I ordered a while ago."  There's always a few perverse things on my ordered list.  She goes in the back for a while- comes out- can't find it.  I say it's no big deal "I'll pick it up later this week".  Instead she keeps trying to find it (meanwhile the line is growing..you know monday nights and all)- a young man librarian sees that she needs help.  He goes grabs it and brings it to check out.  OH, OF COURSE IT'S THE ORGASM ANSWER GUIDE.  Ha, ha, ha  I love my job.

Time is on my side...yes it is?

I've had this as my wallpaper for a good while- I love it so much!

I don't want to blog/journal right now but I haven't for a number of days!  I really want to work on a song I've been working on the past week.  It's going well composition and production wise!

I had to sign a contract the other day that said I wouldn't do any "sexual things" with any of the other employees while working there.  It also told me to refrain from any "romantic overtures".  ROMANTIC OVERTURES?  A gold star to whoever worded that one.  I couldn't help but get the feeling the contract was saying "Act like a robot and show no sign of love or care for your employees while at work".  Needless to say I signed it.  Like that changes how I will act towards other humans?

Also, I found out that I can get bonuses.  If a customer sends an email saying how awesome I was or what a great help I was I will get extra money.  Two of my coworkers said to say my name a lot so people know it.  "Hey I'm Joe, let me know if you need anything."  UGH!  Fuck that.  I have a name tag- that will do.  I don't care to know these people's names any more than they do mine and I refuse to change my reason to helping people from it being my job and humanity towards getting those extra dollars.  Sick.  *pukes*